Glitter and Spite: The topsy-turvy world of roller derby

June 17, 2013

Glitter and Spite: The topsy-turvy world of roller derby

Image by AssassinM from stock.xchng.com.I hope Glitter and Spice is not angry at me for reposting her article (click above); I think it is one of the best, most analytical  pieces written about modern Roller Derby.

What if you just want to skate, and not be bothered with anything else…..you just train…….show up, skate your game or scrimmage, go home…..I think that is what Roller Derby Rec leagues and activities like Roller Derby Lite do.

There is another alternative, and it is being applied today by some leagues, utilizing a promoter to handle all the event rental, promotion, costs etc.  I know that is what is happening, in various forms, with The Denver Roller Dolls, TXRD, LA Derby Dolls, and Boise Idaho,  although not always in the simplified manner I described.

When I operated Roller Derby we set up training schools to learn the game from great trainers…..We rented the building, put in a permanent track, etc.  Skaters were charged $1 per training session (2 hours) were expected to train 4 to 5 days a week.  When it looked like a skater was close to getting picked up by a team, he or she would be put on an amateur team and the progress would be noted.

A huge difference from today:  We employed the skaters, paid them, supplied uniforms and skates, medical care, per diem on the road (we even had profit-sharing) and the skaters had to be in shape (not hard with 4 to 6 games weekly, and just 7 men and 7 women on a team), show up to each game and be available for promotional appearances  Obviously we paid travel and housing on the road.

Where do you fit in?  If you really want to be a full-time player receiving pay for skating (and making a decent living), you probably will have to wait for professional games to appear……I know it will happen sometime; unless some of the leagues get so successful financially that they can pick up the expenses…..


Interim report: Roller Derby today

June 10, 2013

I am sure others as I did watched Roller Derby streamed on our internet devices this past weekend.

The banked track action as Battle of the Bank VI was uneven because of the disparity in the leagues,as there were the very talented LA Derby Dolls, San Diego, Arizona, Tilted Thunder, and the others, although Sugartown showed great progress.  The continuous action on the banked track and the rules modifications by those leagues definitely sped up the games and kept the large audience involved.  The best game was the semi-final between San Diego and Arizona, only to be decided by what I consider the largest deficiency in the rules, that a jam can start without a jammer on each team  (penalize the skater, not the helmet).

Image by leonardobc from stock.xchng.com.

Image by leonardobc from stock.xchng.com.

Maybe the only reason for that happening is to have the power jam which goes against the spirit of the game, learning to play offense and defense at the same time.  Unfortunately Arizona was pretty tired after their semi-final just an hour before the  championship game against LA.  The Derby Dolls would have won anyway, but I feel Arizona could have put up a better showing.

I was fortunate enough to see the telecast of Seattle and London, and the game was definitely a faster and almost non-slow game than others I have seen recently.  And Elwood Bruise and others said that the Oly-London game was an absolutely barn burner of great conditioned players, excellent position skaters who knew their function, and balls-out(?) action. Congratulations to the Brits for a great showing against 3 of the top teams in the world.

You can get as upset with me as you want, but slow derby, for all the great strategy ramifications that might be talked about, is not good Roller Derby from the fans perspective, which may or not be your concern.

If your object is to increase your fan base, sell more merchandise and keep the league functioning, it is my opinion that you better have your blockers blocking regardless of the passive offense or whatever you call it, or just have private games.

It may be your version of Roller Derby, but it certainly isn’t of most, and it isn’t just the opinion of the pain-in-the-ass commissioner.   I love Roller Derby – not cobweb Derby.


Long Live the (Roller Derby) Queen -

June 8, 2013

Long Live the (Roller Derby) Queen – Gapers Block Tailgate | Chicago.

(click on link above)

Almost all of you know Ann Calvello, who in the 50s through the 70s was the Suzy Hotrod of her day (or is it the other way around?)

Well, Ivy King was the first Derby superstar.  She skated in the very first Roller Derby in Chicago and for the next 15 years.

She was tiny, wore glasses, looked sweet as Shirley Temple, but was a real pisser.  A terror on the track, and funny, foul-mouthed and a great woman into her 90′s.

The perfect connection between original Derby and modern Derby, and that is why the Windy City Rollers named their championship cup after her.  Please read the great piece from Chicago.

Two loves of my life:  Ivy King and Val Capone…….I am definitely trans Derby.


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