A week of memories, and please talk to that person

May 22, 2013

I always used to be happy about the third week of May.  School was going to be out soon, and the birthday season was starting.

My sister’s birthday was May 23; I looked forward to the  chocolate angel food cake from Helen Bernhard, the best bakery in Portland.

It really is different because Gloria is gone, and how I miss that wonderfully responsible woman who had that crazy Seltzer sense of humor.  We had a great evening at the Cinema in Seaside when we decided (and Ken did not want to go along) to see two different movies.  It happened to be the night of the first showing of Jurassic Park at midnight, and the manager invited us to stay before he opened the doors to the crowd waiting to see the midnight premiere.  We had dinner of hot dogs, ice cream, and Hershey bars and just had a great time.  Of course we were both over 60 at the time.

I wrote a post about Gloria on this blog.  If you haven’t read it, I hope you will.  For those interested she was a big part of Derby history.

I am the survivor of the Leo, Rose, Gloria, Jerry family.  I don’t dwell on it except when I think about each and what they have meant to me.

I was walking at the Plaza in Sonoma with Cooper (a small dog) yesterday.  All the tourists were there and one lovely older woman who stopped to pet Cooper and we started talking.  She had moved to Sonoma 5 years ago from Ft. Lauderdale and remarked how much she loved the town, and no great heat and humidity.  I of course asked if she missed the wet tee shirt contests that town is so famous for during Spring Break and she just laughed.  I thought, I bet she has a bunch of great stories.

I know I am cross generational.  I have a huge ready-made family out there because of my Roller Derby affiliation that goes back so far, and my thirty years of ticketing Rock and Roll and Sports and Theater have kept me from losing touch with the present; so I know I seem relevant to many of you out there who are no where near my age.  And my closest friends are more of my generation:  my brother-in-law Ken Gurian; my partner of 50 years Hal Silen who had as much keeping Roller Derby going as I did, as well as his great stewardship of BASS Tickets; Bob Nicholas, my former neighbor and great raconteur in Sonoma; and Richard Cuneo, one of the pillars of the community with a great sense of humor.

I read on facebook (or twitter) yesterday a comment from someone who was grieving because she couldn’t get over the fact that she had hit thirty.

Do you see, all of this about years is relative…..there are now over 2000 Derby players over 40 who are still in the game.  My best years started when I was forty.  and I am sure one of the reasons so many of you follow me is I have a lot to talk about, that only comes with age and experience.  I feel I have been lucky because I have done so many different things and can relate them.

Then I thought:  I know that lady I met on the street has some great stories.  and many of you don’t just automatically start talking to an older person you don’t know.  Hey, you want to connect with the hot ones, the fun ones.

Do me a personal favor.  The next time you have an opportunity please cross connect to another generation.  Especially if they are alone (and you let them know you are not trying to scam them).  It might add a lot to your next conversation or post, and please remember none of us want to feel we are removed from the world.

 


Will the real Roller Derby please stand up?

May 19, 2013

I have seen every version of Roller Derby except for the very first, as I was too young to have seen it before Leo and Damon clarified the rules as a five on five game (men and women competing).

Well, I haven’t seen MADE, but can I assume it is much like OSDA?

So what’s the point; the game has evolved in different ways (Leo was a generous god; his game was not written in stone never to be questioned by anyone or changed; otherwise there would be courses in nocreateaderby in schools today.)

In fact, he wasn’t thrilled with my version.  But that is another story.

Much of the original game during its marathon phase was based upon the rules of the six-day bike race:  bikers rode on a steeply banked track until one of them felt the time was right and sprinted out of the pack to gain a lap on the others.  The chases and the pack moving is what made it exciting.  When the rider caught the back rider on the original group, he gained the lap.

It was called a jam; there was not time limit.

And there was no time limit when the original marathon Roller Derby skaters jammed; they either caught the pack or fell back.

The game as put forth in the 1937 rules change lasted about 20 years.  5 skaters on a side, a jam would occur when any skater broke out ahead, and he (or she) had 2 minutes catch the pack and for each member passed, gained a point (some fluctuation in that rule).  Anyone could jam, anyone could block.

In our game, we added helmets to designate positions:  solid black pivot, who could jam or block; 2 team color helmeted blockers, who could help their jams break out, stop oncoming opposing jammers, could only perform within 20 feet of the pack (front or back); and the two striped-helmeted jammers, who could score, but also block when required.  and the jam time was eventually gut to 60 seconds because the speedy jammers could catch the pack too quickly  (go to youtube.com, check out Roller Derby Rules 1970, an excellent play by play call, about 2 minutes).

. And although there were frequent jams, scores were low because there was always the availability of jamming skaters from both teams.  And some of the most exciting jams were when there was no scores.

Today’s WFTDA version has led to different strategies:  jammer out, catches pack in 20 seconds or less, and if no other jammer, can lap the field continuously within the 2 minute time limit.

Defensive strategies are different with different leagues: engagement, passive offense, picket line, (stroller derby?), whatever.  BAD girls vs Montreal, both teams used engagement which I feel made for an exciting and fan-friendly (damn fans) game; as did Wasatch vs Sacred City, Victorian vs Terminal City, and others I watched.  So obviously I am not a huge fan of the passive game, although many of the games I have seen have great pack play!  (blockers, please never stop what you should be doing during the jam!).

USARS has developed a game closer to the original, but still with aspects of the modern game.  TXRD pretty much skates the original banked track game, but has added some fun and crazy things…..the fans love it and keep coming back.

Obviously I love what LA Derby Dolls and the banked track league are skating:  Elements of all, including the sixty-second jam, great pack play and understanding, controlled (I hope) official times out, immediate substitution at end of jams.  The game flows well, and even though the one I saw in LA was one-sided, all fans (and not just home town) stayed till the end, because the jams and pack play were so well executed, and really, that is what this game is all about.

Now I have seen some of the other cities playing this game and not doing so well.  But obviously this is a contest of skill and execution, and I know that other leagues can compete; look at Gotham Girls, a flat track league, success against LA.

Now don’t get your dander up (wow, that is an old one), my blog, my preferences.  The basic flat track game continues to spread like wildfire around the world, and the players, nso’s and fans like it, or it wouldn’t succeed.

Let’s see what the future brings, and I don’t care what it is, as long as it is Derby.

Below is photo by Roller Derby historian and photographer Andrew J. Epstein….check out his facebook page.  Joan Weston of the Pioneers and boy promoter, 1971.

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The relevance of age in Derby or entertainment

May 8, 2013

I saw a film the other night at Berkeley Rep Theater that blew me away.

I don’t know whether to call it cinema verite, or a rockumentary or whatever, but “Broadway Idiot” stands on its own as a remarkable film.

It is about Green Day and how the stage production of “American Idiot” came about.  And the seamless way it went from actual happenings to the creation and the production, with the best presentation of music I have seen in such a film (sorry,Stones).  It left me begging for more after the 90 minutes were over.  Just take my word, see it when you can.

The audience was more Berkeley Rep than Green Day, older demographics (just like the audience that saw “Derby Baby” at the Sonoma Film Festival), but they thoroughly enjoyed it.

I guess we can credit social media for the cross-generational acceptance of music and culture and sports today.  My day (gawd, I hate that), we had Benny Goodman, Sinatra, Bing Crosby, Patty Page, etc, and they seemed to have lasted for years.

Not any more.  There is a hipness in being aware of what is going on out there and a desire for all to join in.

What if you tell people there are over 1900 active Roller Derby players in the world…..many would think that is amazing.  But when they know that the 1900 plus are all over the age of 40 and still participating and contributing to the knowledge and growth of the sport, how do you equate that?

In the 50′s over 35 was considered getting old; put on the farm dresses and ugly shoes.  And my father tried to show that even older people could participate by making the elderly “Ma” Bogash a star, at the advanced age of 39.

Image by kipcurry from stock.xchng.com.

Image by kipcurry from stock.xchng.com.

Really, what does age in years matter now.  Most of us are trying to stay in condition; many might think that full contact Roller Derby is a bit extreme, but those who are participating don’t.  One woman still skates at 68, and then there is the fabulous Dick Roche (“Merby Dick”) who is in this third year of full-on skating at the age of 73. (click on link at bottom of the post to see Dick -with the white beard- skating) And a goodly number of over 50s are participants.

And by the way, I did an informal sex survey on the over 40 site last week, and most said their sex life was better after they started skating; a few said either they were too tired or who had time for it; and one wonderful answer was “I couldn’t believe what a difference solid thigh muscles would make!”  You just never know.

These champions are not asking for special waivers or conditions; they skate the skill tests and the games.  Read some of the posts on “Derby over 40″ on facebook, and just soak in how remarkable our game is for everyone; and it is one of the hardest to play amateur games on the block.

In my time with Derby, probably only Bert Wall was over 40, and he wouldn’t admit it.  Today at 87 he exercises and plays tennis 5 times a week, and of course is the club’s senior champion.

If you have some of these remarkable people in your league, welcome them, learn from their life experience and, if you get smart ass, you will find yourself on the floor.  No wimps in this group.

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