When my older son was just seven or eight we took him and a friend to the opening of the Bay Bombers outdoor season at the San Jose Ball Park. We always had a picnic with the skaters and fans on the outfield grass before the first game. It is a beautiful little park holding about 3000 and the fans loved to come there. It was almost always sold out in advance.
After we picnicked on the grass I walked with the children to their seats. Steven’s friend turned to him and said I thought you said we were going to your father’s work — this is just a good time.
I always thoroughly enjoyed Roller Derby; not only the game and the skaters and the fans, but the fact it was something I really loved doing. And because we were outside of the usual sports spectrum we could do things that other “real” sports couldn’t.
Our publicist was a great guy named Herb Michelson. Herb was moonlighting with us, as he was a columnist for the Oakland Tribune and covered the Giants for AP. Both he and I would try to figure how we could present things in a different light, and I think the sportswriters appreciated it because the other sports took themselves so seriously.
Example, Charlie Finley moved the Athletics baseball team from Kansas City to Oakland and assumed that he was still in the midwest and not the more sophisticated Bay Area. He brought Charlie O the mule as mascot. He had a mechanical rabbit that popped up from behind the plate to give umpires the ball and he did all the promotions that he had done in Kansas City.
The first one was (ugh) Hot Pants night; all the girls who showed up in hot pants would get in free. We immediately sent out a press release that at our next game at the Coliseum Arena, next door from the baseball stadium, would be no pants night, and all women who showed up without pants would be admitted free, and we would take their word for it. Charlie was furious.
Then he had farmer’s night (in Oakland?), so of course we had farmers’ daughters night, and so on.
Two of our best attention getters involved two of the other sports teams. First, the Warriors basketball team ended their season tied for a playoff position with another team. Because the playoffs started immediately, the league made the decision that the place would be determined by a coin flip…..you can imagine the uproar. So of course we called a press conference and had the coaches and captains of the six teams in our league on hand. Herb said that because the NBA had shown the way, the International Roller Derby League was not going through the bother of playing the next season, but we were just going to flip a coin with each team to decide how they would finish in our league standings. The press loved it.
We also knew that a minor league hockey team was going to be playing at the Cow Palace in San Francisco the following season, and they had a contest to determine the name of the team; it was to be revealed on Wednesday of the following week. A box office manager who was a friend of mine (and later married Gloria “Miffy Mifsud”) said the name was going to be the San Francisco Seals, which was the name of the old Pacific Coast League Baseball team.
So of course, that Sunday on our live telecast, I announced because there were so many Roller Derby fans in the Bay Area the Bay Bombers were going to be split into two teams, and the one based in San Francisco would be named the San Francisco Seals. Of course, all hell broke loose; the hockey owners cried foul (and the Bay Bomber fans were not happy) and we got great press all week, and then of course the following Sunday I said on the telecast that in the interest of great sportsmanship, we were withdrawing our efforts to put a new team in San Francisco, but we still were going ahead with our game scheduled the following weekend at the Cow Palace with the big match race between Joan Weston and Ann Calvello.
We didn’t do anything mean spirited, but it was fun to tweak a few noses.
The real fun for me was creating special events; when the Oakland City Council announced they didn’t have enough money to have the annual fireworks display on July 4th, we immediately rented the Oakland Stadium (luckily Mr. Finley’s team was out of town) and scheduled a game at 7 PM to be followed by a massive fireworks show. Ron Gibson, our promotional genius, booked every available drill team, drum and bugle corps, band and other talent (free, of course, but they got to watch the game and the fireworks). We had tricycle races with such sport stars as Rick Barry and Oakland Raiders players and almost 35,000 fans showed up, the largest crowd in our history to that point. And we raised over $15,000 for the Providence Hospital Fund, and when handed the check to the Mother Superior she almost fainted…….a lot of money in 1971.
We tried to make our visits to the cities elsewhere in the country major events; you have to realize that many of these towns had never had live stars from television show up, in addition to their being great athletes on skates. Often times Ann Calvello or Joan Weston would be sent out in advance to the major cities along with Gene Moyer, our advance man and referee (everyone had at least two jobs in Roller Derby). When we played New York and sold out Madison Square Garden, it really opened up major press coverage across the country. (“If you make it there, you can make it everywhere”).
The biggest event ever was in Chicago in 1972. We had come to a cooperative agreement with the National Skating Derby, and the first time that LA Thunderbirds and the Midwest Pioneers would meet would be at Chicago on September 15, 1972. I immediately set out to book an arena. We usually played at the International Amphitheater which was an 8000 seat building at the Stockyard (yes, the air was fragrant). However, it was not available because of a livestock show. The only other arena in town was the Chicago Stadium owned by James Norris and Arthur Wirtz. Mr. Wirtz did not think kindly of the Seltzers as my father had operated the competing Coliseum….and he turned me down cold (although the date was available).
I knew we had the makings of a huge event, but where to go? I don’t know why but I thought why not White Sox Park (Comiskey Park). The White Sox were out of town and I checked it out and felt that if we put the track across home plate, approximately 20,000 people would be able to see the game well. I booked it and we and the National Skating Derby started the promotion on our two different telecasts with Chet Coppock promoting it on the Pioneers telecasts. We arranged for ticket sales through Ticketron and frankly I was scared to death. Expenses would be overwhelming if we did not do well.
The day tickets went on sale it was raining, and I did not take that as a good sign. I also knew that because of the schedules of the two leagues, we could not hold the day following the game as a rain date (stupid, huh). At any rate our Ticketron rep called me and told me that tickets were flying out and sold almost 20,000 on the first day. I knew then we were headed for a huge crowd and told our track setup people that we were now going to have to put the track across second base which meant that everyone would be far away, but what the hell.
A week before the event it started raining and it rained every day. We had sold over 40,000 tickets in advance. I and the skaters went on various interviews. I told the columnist from the Chicago Tribune that we had sold 15,000 tickets and that we expected a crowd of 20.000. He laughed and in his article he said there would never be that many to attend a game in Chicago.
It rained the morning of the 15th, but miraculously at noon it stopped and it cleared up. The fans started to the Park at 5 PM and completely tied up commuter traffic on the Eisenhower Expressway from downtown Chicago (great picture in the Sun Times the next day). We opened the box offices at the Park and had to stop selling and turned people away as our attendance hit 50,112. You can see photos of this and other great Roller Derby history in Keith Coppage’s great book with Baron Wolman’s unbelievable Roller derby photos.(Rolling Stone first chief Photographer). Go to www.rollerderbycommish.com See, I am still promoting. By the way, it started raining that night as they were tearing down the track and rained every day for the next week. Thank you, Great Godess.
The Pioneers won, the fans went home happy, I picked up a great girlfriend who was in the stands that night, and how could anything be more fun for me than promoting Roller Derby.