what the hell is an app?

I guess I am about to become one.

I have been asked to do an app (?) on my years, and history, and documents on Roller Derby.

Of course I will do it, if only I knew what it was or does.

Will it make me younger, make me  hear better, maybe less cranky?

Do you put it in the cigarette lighter in the car or in the dishwasher?

And since I have so much from the start until now, are there different sizes for different people?

I don’t have an Iphone or a you phone, an android or hermaphrodite.  I don’t even have a pornograph to play pornography on, so my technology is not up to date.

When I know what it  is, what it does, and how to use it, I will let you all know…..but first I have to read the directions.

7 comments on “what the hell is an app?

  1. App is short for application and as Merriam-Webster says:

    noun \ˌa-plə-ˈkā-shən\
    Definition of APPLICATION
    1: an act of applying: a (1) : an act of putting to use (2) : a use to which something is put (3) : a program (as a word processor or a spreadsheet) that performs one of the major tasks for which a computer is used

    While definition #3 is the relevant definition of your use of the word “app”, I cannot help to think that Definition #2 is the more “apt” one. “new applications for old remedies”. Makes us guys of a certain age feel better, don’t ya think?

  2. An app, in the most modern sense, is a program that runs on smart phones. But still, how would it work in this application? Defineitly get more info.

    • apparently they shrink me and put me inside…..if you put on your smart phone do not take it into the shower with you.

  3. Jerry, you are perfect the way you are, so they can’t possibly want to change
    you one iota.

    Good luck with your app :

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